Sex Explained

5 Steps to Marriage, & SeX
:by Doctor Rod

First is: Smurf Sex
This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.

Second is: Kitchen Sex
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

Third is: Bedroom Sex
You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

Fourth is: Hallway Sex
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say,
“Fuck you!”

Fifth Is: Court Room Sex
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.