:by Doctor Rod
First is: Smurf Sex
This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you’re blue in the face.
Second is: Kitchen Sex
This is at the beginning of the marriage, you’ll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.
Third is: Bedroom Sex
You’ve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
Fourth is: Hallway Sex
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say,
“Fuck you!”
Fifth Is: Court Room Sex
This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.